Monthly Archive: July 2014

Jul 25

My new friend Ned

Technically it’s all capitals. NED. No Evidence of Disease. They don’t call it remission anymore. It means at this moment, right now, I am cancer-free. Technically, I have been cancer-free since the day they cut the tumors out of my body, but today is the first time the oncologist typed it in his computer in …

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Jul 22

Port-Free and Employed

When I last wrote to you, things were pretty fucking sucky. My kid was lucky to make it to camp, but she had to come home 3 different times for an IV. I did manage to go to Windsor to party with my friends, but even that turned into an adventure when a trail derailment …

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Jul 03

The Olympics of Suck

Last year, when things were piling on, my friend Ellie came up with a really funny name, which I am not going to use because it’s sort of a secret-society thing. It was in the vein of The Olympics of Suck, but way funnier. In this secret society, we would vent about the shitty things …

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